Frogs are my spirit animals
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I LoOk liKe A LiZarD
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me after finishing a really good book

  • me: finishes book
  • me: slowly closes book
  • me: exhales slowly
  • me: inhales slowly
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
  • me: DYING WHALE NOISES
  • me: LION ROAR

afuckinglesbian:

majortvjunkie:

afuckinglesbian:

hot males please hit me up

but you are a fucking lesbian

WHO TOLD YOU

telapathetic:

browngirlcommentary:

ok…………

Straight people disrespectful to the max

vanillish:

with these stupid gray little boxes any gif can be the surprise bitch gif

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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marksmilk:

is this middle aged japanese man not me

feyism:

Gotta say, Leo looks happier with Jonah.

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

tehrisa:

I googled “Australian sex slang” and I’m still not 100% positive if what I wrote actually has any meaning. except for willy. i know willy

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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d0nn0:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notesimage

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.