hot males please hit me up
but you are a fucking lesbian
WHO TOLD YOU
with these stupid gray little boxes any gif can be the surprise bitch gif
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
is this middle aged japanese man not me
Gotta say, Leo looks happier with Jonah.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
I googled “Australian sex slang” and I’m still not 100% positive if what I wrote actually has any meaning.
except for willy. i know willy
american sex education be like
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual
legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes
These almond cookies are very aggressive.