Frogs are my spirit animals
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Amateur artist
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we go together like peanut butter and dicks
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totallyfubar:

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

totallyfubar:

totallyfubar:

This is how I cope with the boredom of packing for college

Also, here are some of the labels I made which aren’t photographed above:

  • Noninflammable
  • Contains ass, handle with care
  • Dry wall screws and small animal bones
  • NOT SCORPIONS 

I hope you actually remember what’s in those boxes

Of course I do, I labeled them

totallyfubar:

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

totallyfubar:

totallyfubar:

This is how I cope with the boredom of packing for college

Also, here are some of the labels I made which aren’t photographed above:

  • Noninflammable
  • Contains ass, handle with care
  • Dry wall screws and small animal bones
  • NOT SCORPIONS 

I hope you actually remember what’s in those boxes

Of course I do, I labeled them

rickriordamnit:

merlins-dollophead:

shewalkslikethunder:

maritsa-met:

buzzfeed:

This shark gotten eaten by another shark as it was being fished out of the water. In other news, I’m never going in the water again. 

Yo dawg I heard you like sharks so I put a shark in your shark so you can fish while you fish

Smaller shark is just having the worst day.

I’m expecting there to be a tinier shark in the mouth of the small shark

somewhere, the quiet giggling of Poseidon can be heard

lorehhh:

askjackifrost:

hilariousfandomurl:

aria-the-apple:

Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

I would be that bride. 

St. Bernard too scared to climb down the stairs

preheatedmemory:

Oh god I’m the gay cousin

monobey:

EVIL CHARACTERS GENUINELY CARING FOR SOMEONE

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GUYS

maybewordsmith:

justplainsomething:

schnickledooger:

believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?

“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”

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Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^

Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.

A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?

  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • me: harry potter
  • friends: shut up
  • me: doctor who

improbablenormality:

agirlnamedtuesdaye:

improbablenormality:

kenobi-wan-obi:

iwantalot:blackpawssnowdeep:hxcfairy:

CHOCOLATE.

#the solar system is like a box of chocolates

the things I’d do to the person who’d get me this.. unspeakable.

See, now I’m upset that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore, I mean, that’s one less chocolate in the box.

GET OVER YOURSEEELF

WE COULD HAVE HAD ONE MORE CHOCOLATE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

mariofartwii:

getting captchas right

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banginjackbarakat:

i just

this is the funniest thing i fucking can’t

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

deancasotp:

GET THE FUCK OUT

At least he gets it in the end.

nerd-in-the-tardis:

when someone writes something for you

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when someone draws something for you

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when someone takes time out of their own life to do something to make you happy

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